Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I'm a man

I wish I could vote. I'm a citizen of the U.S. (born here), and a person (Chimperdude), but I'm not old enough. I'm only 12.

Besides, I'm not tall enough.

But I'd vote those Republican bastards out of office.


Saturday, October 21, 2006

Where have all the flowers gone?

Pete Seeger sings about stuff that's really cool, like peace, love, and understanding:
Protest music has been around for thousands of years. It just leaks out every so often and helps make history.

A group of young people and not-so-young people have gotten together to sing one of my songs that I wrote around 1965 about the Vietnam War. And they've done what I did a few years ago; they're singing it about the situation in Iraq. "Bring 'em Home!"

Why do we need to bring them home? Why are they not home already? Chimps never send family off to fight for stupid reasons.

Dumb people. Makes me sad.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Sometimes chimps get the bluez

What in hell is wrong with you people:

Chimps would never do this. Chimps are lovers, and fight only when they have to.

Stupid people!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

and my soul's been psychedelicized

Here I am

I have much to say. I'm an opinionated chimp. And I'm always right. You'll see.